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| Genocide isn't really super duper mega ultra completely ALL bad. . . |
| Last Updated: February 16, 2004 |
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| Okay, if the title hasn’t thrown you off, then you actually DO choose to read this. The content may be. . . offensive and you might think, “ugh. . . this guy is a horrible person and needs medication.” So don’t take this seriously (as if you did to any other part of the site), and if you do, then go away, play DDR, eat some bowl noodles, and just forget you read this. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ I watched the unaired episode of Family Guy entitled, “When I wish upon a Weinstein.” During work, a few days later, I got to think about it, and the whole “wealthy Jewish accountant” stereotype. Being quite the evil and scheming person that I am, I easily uncovered the rationale of their success: Genocide; the whole interpretation of Jews being wealthy is all thanks to the Nazis of World War II. As all of you know, Adolf Hitler attempted to create an Aryan society in Germany. As such, he sought to eradicate all those who did not fit in to his ideal race. The Jews, having an immense population in Europe, caused much complication to his plan. To solve this problem, the Nazis brought forth concentration camps and genocide. This approach was absolutely direct and blatant: get what Jews you can and kill them. As such, the Nazis went out and confiscated what Jews they could get their hands on. However, some Jews managed to escape. Which ones? The rich ones! Having the ability to flee, the wealthy Jews found refuge in countries, such as the United States. As a result, many of the “middle class and under” Jews remained in Europe and have been brutally murdered. The wealthy, successful Jews met other wealthy, successful Jews, and together, made little wealthy, successful Jews. Being that as you go down the line, everything becomes more concentrated, these Jews keep getting smarter, and more successful, as well as inheriting incredible sums of money and wealth. Since much of the poorer Jews have been annihilated, what Jews people see are mostly of the wealthy successful variety, which leads one to think, “Wow! Every Jew I see is a rich accountant!” So you see, even though genocide and the holocaust is truly a BAD thing, one must attempt (choosing words wisely now), to look at the more. . . optimistic side. Like war for example. Although there is bloodshed, it is actually good for the economy; war stimulates production, innovation and partnerships between countries. Genocide has its immoral-ness, however, it sieves through the “unwanted people of society.” Sure, we don’t “really” think like that, on account of we have health care, welfare and whatnot. Although we, as a society, have an unspoken obligation to help one another, we scrunch our faces in displeasure as we see our tax dollars go to the less fortunate, instead of it being used for booze or porn. As well, the decrease in population would lessen the demand for many products, such as gas, which is such a pain to pay for nowadays. So hey, instead of being all selfish and, “I wanna live,” maybe you should be considerate and think, “my death shall benefit my country!” It’s not suicide, mind you; it’s more of a. . . sacrifice. Ta ta for now. |