| Hats Off To Bald Men Everywhere Forever, since time immemorial, man's been concerned with things tonsorial. Often hair, or the lack of it ,on his head, has caused many a man tears to shed. He's even been known to spend his last dime, to spare his head, from the ravage of time. Today, many men try minoxidil, and some seek help from a little pill. But the pill can ruin your skill in bed- worse than losing your hair, wisemen have said. Some men swear by what a few hairs can do, Take two hairs from the left, from the right ,cross two, and if you are skillful with your weaving, not a soul will know ,that your hair is leaving. There is even a kind of scalp paint, to make it look like there's hair where there aint. You use it the way that you polish your shoes, and you paint your scalp, any color you choose. But a red headed man with a scalp painted red, looks more like a monkey's behind instead. A way which works is to transplant a plug, like you thatch your lawn or you patch a rug. But it takes lots of time and it costs a lot, so a cheap, easy solution- it just is not. Man, with dignity, continues to yearn , and those with lots of money to burn, have met with success in their hairy quest, but it's hats and caps, for most of the rest. copyright 2000 by Roland Ricker HOME EMAIL |
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