Book 21-The Threat <What's bothering you?> <Well, I'm in a cockroach body, just fell out of the bottom of a spaceship belonging to brain-stealing alien slugs while trying to save the President of the United States, was rescued by a girl who is temporarily a bald eagle and a guy who's permanently a red-tailed hawk...and yet, it all seems normal somehow. Like, okay, that's just to be expected. It's finally happened, hasn't it?> <What's finally happened?> <I've gone insane. Deedly, deeedly, deedly, loopy! Nutso! Insane in the mambrane.> <Yeah, well, keep it together. The entire human race depends on us winning this battle.> <Poor human race.> --Jake, Marco <Hey, Tobias. If a seagull eats chicken, is that like cannibalism, or something?> <That depends. Extra crispy or regular?> --Marco, Tobias <I'm slithering.> --Marco <...Get Rachel. If David's killed Tobias, we may have to do a terrible thing, too. Get Rachel.> --Jake |