Megamorphs 2-In the Time of Dinosaurs "Nice work, Ax." Prince Jake said. He slapped his hand on my shoulder. It is a thing humans do to indicate friendship or congratulations. Sometimes they do it to kill small insects called mosquitoes. --Ax "Wow. This is the first deliberately made fire. Ever. We just invented fire." ..."Just don't say it tastes like chicken." "It tastes like fish, actually. Like a mild fish. Maybe like swordfish. It could use some salt." "Now he's a food expert?...The first cooked food in all of history. Plus the first complaint about food in all of history...The first person in history to appreciate a sunset." "How much longer do you figure you'll be doing that?" "The first person to ever complain about someone talking too much." --Cassie, Marco, Jake "Come on, anything that wants to kill Rachel would have to be meaner than Rachel. And you know that's not even possible." --Marco <Hey, that's a much better explanation than Jake could have come up with. "We are from the future." Thank goodness we have a briliiant alien space-boy here who can explain things.> --Marco Yes, broccoli. Turns out broccoli isn't even from Earth originally. The Mercora imported it from their home planet. Which explains a lot, I think. --Marco <Okay, everyone just keep moving like we're dinosaurs.> <Which, thanks to the fact that our live are totally, completely INSANE, we actually are.> --Jake, Marco |