Megamorphs 2-
In the Time of Dinosaurs

"Nice work, Ax."  Prince Jake said.  He slapped his hand on my shoulder.  It is a thing humans do to indicate friendship or congratulations.  Sometimes they do it to kill small insects called mosquitoes.
--Ax

"Wow.  This is the first deliberately made fire.  Ever.  We just invented fire."
..."Just don't say it tastes like chicken."
"It tastes like fish, actually.  Like a mild fish.  Maybe like swordfish.  It could use some salt."
"Now he's a food expert?...The first cooked food in all of history.  Plus the first complaint about food in all of history...The first person in history to appreciate a sunset."
"How much longer do you figure you'll be doing that?"
"The first person to ever complain about someone talking too much."
--Cassie, Marco, Jake

"Come on, anything that wants to kill Rachel would have to be meaner than Rachel.  And you know that's not even possible."
--Marco

<Hey, that's a
much better explanation than Jake could have come up with.  "We are from the future."   Thank goodness we have a briliiant alien space-boy here who can explain things.>
--Marco

Yes, broccoli.  Turns out broccoli isn't even from Earth originally.  The Mercora imported it from their home planet.  Which explains a lot, I think.
--Marco

<Okay, everyone just keep moving like we're dinosaurs.>
<Which, thanks to the fact that our live are totally, completely INSANE, we actually
are.>
--Jake, Marco