| The Albuquerque Saga-Chapter Four |
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Roses: Okay, since Roseidous is busy carrying out this plan, I have been designated to reveal it to you all. You know how Jeff has been acting weird lately, right? Well, he's not the real Jeff. That's right. We have Jeff in our Secret Evil Headquarters. Here's how we did it: First, I made some of my delicious homemade, chocolate chip cookies. Then Roseidous ordered one of those ACME box traps, you know the one with the stick that holds the box up? Yep, one of those. And then we made a cookie trail... Anyway, Jeff followed the cookies, and when he grabbed the last one, the box fell down, trapping him. We then shipped him to our Secret Evil Headquarters. Now, he's being forced to train our Evil Army of Tyrael clones/dead hamsters/hypnotized dogs. He's forced to teach them to recognize the different types of cheeses we must eliminate when we go to Albuquerque. He will be locked in the Evil Training Center forever!! *Roseidous and Roses laugh hysterically and revel in their evilness* Tyrael: [black screen, with ominous voice in background] All stories... [quick shot of spaceships firing at each other] Must have a beginning.... [shot of Tyrael saying "Yeep!"] Middle.... [Thousands of Tyrael clones march torward Albuquerque, led by Roses and Roseidous] And end.... [the word "end" is illuminated in a blue light] This is mainly because of bad cliches, forced upon writers at a young age. As an honorary member of the film-writer's society, I intend to- ACK! [you hear a light slump, and a young chinese girl's voice replaces the other one] I am the same person as the previous narrator. I just had to....um....have my teeth taken out. I am certainly NOT a young chinese assasin sent to kill this traitorous narrator. No way. [the screen shifts to several battle sequences. Numerous Tyrael clones open fire on a tank.] Alliances are falling.... [A spaceship flies by, just as a small planet explodes.] New enemies are arising.... [A close-up shot of Tails, yelling "Nooooooo!"] It's all coming to an exciting climax.... [all background music gets really slow, as a bullet flies through the air in slow motion. Tyrael jumps to the side, and barely avoids it, in a blantant Matrix rip-off] This war can't go on forever. Will it be us.... [pan shot of Tyrael, Tails, Kelly, Yoda, and select other allies] or them? [pan shot of Roses, Roseidous, Jeff, Chris, and Fitey with hideous grins] It all starts, er, continues 3/8/01 (Also, check out exciting Tyrael Adventures action figures and Burger King toys!) << Chapter Three Home Chapter Five >> |