The Adventures of TAS-man
Chapter 6

DEEDLY   DEEDLY

"Hello"  Cait Sith said, answering his cell phone.  "Oh, hi, TAS-man's mom.....Really?!?!?!?!  TAS-man can have a sleepover tonight?!?!?!   And I'm invited?!....YOU BAKED BROWNIES????    AHAHAHAHA!!!!!!  Ooh!  Ooh!  What about cookies?.....Cookies, too???  OMG!!  Bye!!" 

Cait turned in time to see TAS-man beating the heck outta Rosey-boy.

*BAM*

"WHERE IS SHE?!"

*BAM*

"WHERE IS SHE?!"

"TAS-man!  There's no time for this, your mommy baked cookies!!!"

*BAM*

"Aww, and I was just getting into this, too."  TAS-man said with a sigh.  TAS-man glanced at Roseidous, who was laying unconscious on the floor, "Oh, and uh...Sorry about that, Rosey-boy."

Roseidous looked up and muttered, "Nooooo Touchy."

Later at TAS-man's house, TAS-man and Cait Sith were enjoying homemade cookies and brownies.

"Well, I gotta hand it to ya Cait Sith,"  TAS-man began, "You really did good on this mission, so good in fact, that I'm going to grant you a favor.  Just say it and it's yours...unless it's anything I want, then I'll keep it for myself."

"Well...I want a name...A cool name...Like...Cait Sith-MAN!!  Or Super-Cait Sith, something flashy..."

"A name, we can do."

"Really???!!  You mean it?"

"Yep."

"TAS-man, you're the greatest!!!"

"I know."

"From this day forth," TAS-man began, "Thou shalt no longer be 'Cait Sith', I dub you.....Cait-Dog."

"..."

Just before Cait-Dog destroyed our super hero, the phone rang.  TAS-man's mommy announced that it was time for Twister.  After hours of...fun....the duo finally decided to take a night's rest.

And the next day they had Reese's Puffs Cereal for breakfast and played Duck Hunt on NES and---

NOTE:  Because of TAS-man's VERY boring life, this story has been finished.    The mission is over
              anyway....or is it?  TAS-man never actually found and rescued Roses....Duhn Duhn
              Duuuuuuhhhhhnnnn!  Tune in next time on:  The RHTRCJPB Saga, Chapter 18.

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