In one dream I had, my dogs were outside barking, so I went out to see what was up. As I was walking out to the dog pin (or pen, whatever grr), I saw what was being barked at. There was a weird puddle on the ground, with a tail coming out of it. "What the HELL?" I watched as it took on a creature-esque shape. It was like a mix between reptoid and... something. Of course, it had fangs.
"Where's the ranch dressing?" It SPOKE. "...in the fridge," I answered. It went into my house. I followed, dumbfounded. There was a vampire, probably Dracula, sitting at my kitchen table. Drinking tea. I sat down with him and the reptoid, who started slurping down ranch dressing. Dracula was trying to catch a fly with his hand to eat it. This is the only time I dreamt about something like a tea party. And yeah tht was a real dream, a dumb one...
In another dream, a humorous one, after my brother and I escaped from a castle, we were driving away in his Bronco. Then suddenly he turned around and drove the Bronco into the castle's swimming pool, while there were people in it, to get revenge or something. There was somebody else in the Bronco with us, who became a casualty-they didn't make it out...
Before I go, I want to say I like cats' ears. They're cool and they remind me of Batman. It would be cool to have ears like that, I wonder what a plastic surgeon would say if you asked for an estimate of the cost to get pointy ears.
Do I have anything better to do than type a foolish "Rambling" page on a little website? Yes.
P.S. Are humans the only creatures around here who have a sense of humor? Do animals never find anything humorous? Someone, answer...
All hail the cave.
