Quote: "Brother Bai."
-Alan while bowing, greeting Yang

Alan's dominant chracteristic is his natural aversion to twinkies. He complains that Hostess modelled the delightful snack on all the ingredients that he is allergic to, such as sugar, eggs, and chocolate. He is extremely popular with the ladies, as shown in the picture (in this instance, he seduces a UC Berkeley-bound student). Alan's natural charm and suaveness makes him a respected person on the team.

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