Quote: "Oh... those... pianomabobs."
-Alexis, when referring to Beethoven's introspective compositions while in a drunken haze

Inspired by her domineering parents who attempt to control every aspect of her life, Alexis' lifestyle is best summarized by the description of Islam on the "Religions of the World" T-shirt: "When sh!t happens, take a hostage." That hostage is named Austin. Although she is often absent and late to decathlon meetings, teammates are sure that her art and driving lessons and her intellectual discussions with her mom about the super quiz guide (e.g. Copernicus' birthday) make her very well-rounded.

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