Quote: "Wait... I'm lost."
-Maribel, after a joke

Maribel has three goals in life: to grow taller than Toni, to outscore the varsities in decathlon, and to name Charlie's children (current ideas include John Bob, Tom Curly, Buila, Myrtle, and Merl). She has accomplished one and two-thirds of these goals. As Toni's faithful sidekick, Maribel brutally crushes the egos of the more pretentious people on the team, commenting on their lifestyles in a truthful, yet mock sarcastic tone. Her devil look (see picture) rivals that of Sean, but is seen less often.

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