Quote: "Sean doesn't like his family."
-Sean, regarding his extended decathlon family

Sean is the large, undifferentiated mass on the Marshall team who is a history buff. He brings figures of army soldiers to school, and we fear he may be planning a rout of the Marshall security, as Sean is planning to be the next Napoleon. Sean is notable for his "serial killer look" when he leaves his impromptu chair (see picture). His evil laugh echoes in the hallways of John Marshall High School and is intense enough to make anyone pee in their pants. We fear that he was an ox in his past life.

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