Quote: "Well, that sucks the big wotonga!"
-Welch, after viewing the decathletes' scores

In addition to performing the Linklater exercises, Mr. Welch voraciously consumes caffeine drinks (rockstars, etc.), alcohol, and vegetarian foods to maintain his energetic lifestyle. Thus, the stresses of coaching are culpable for his recent vertigo attack, but a factor may be the rapid acceleration (including direction for you physics people) of his brain in his car. Constantly infused with drugs and vitamins, Mr. Welch is always ready to yell at decathletes for being late, not practicing for decathlon, or getting sick.

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