The Spa Is Here, NOW, and in YOUR FACE!
*clears her throat* I might change that header, but right now, after seven straight hours of updating, that's the first thing I felt like saying.  The Spa is still under construction, all you lovely people, but it's almost there, and I was *insert bad word* tired of not having it up, so I took matters into my own hands!  Besides, I'm neglecting my other sites, and the sooner I get this up, the sooner I can get back to them. *nods*
O~kay!  This site contains a lot of un-nice things, and our opinions, so if you don't like it, then feel free to relocate your butt to elsewhere! There's a back button; it's there for a reason!! We have shounen ai ("boy love") fics and pics here, so if you don't like boys KISSING, then LEAVE!!! I WILL NOT TOLERATE ANY FLAMES!! You have a choice, make it now!! Just a side note, but we don't have anything of graphic content, and all of our fics that have suggestive materials are marked as such. Thank you!
*blinks* 
Well, those of you who are still with us, welcome!  ^_^  We don't bite, really!  We are just your typical caring people, who are obsessed with anime.  Please enjoy your stay, and feel free to e-mail us!  I have to get the whole psycho route out of the way, so that I can lay some ground rules.  To enter the spa, please click the above picture of Tasuki.  Enjoy your stay, and don't have too much fun...wait, I take that back!  Have all the fun you can, and leave us a nice note in our guest book! 
                                               
                                               Your Loyal and Faithful Co-Webmistress,
                                                                    Ami-chan
Enter!  Nuriko welcomes you to our site!  ^_^