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This page is dedicated to the intricate study
of head shape classification.


Pumpkin Head?

Could be the next leader of the free world? With a head like a pumpkin the day after Halloween? Help us!

BLOCK HEAD

Congressman Henry Hyde, pictured above, typifies the average square shaped BLOCK HEAD. The width is approximately equal to the length.Sometimes BLOCK HEADS can border on other variations, like the 3-D CUBE HEAD. 3 dimensional imaging software is necessary to view that particular variation. Other famous BLOCK HEADS include Serbian dictator Milosovic.

BERT HEAD

Matt Drudge(pictured above)is the classic example of the BERT HEAD. So named after the character "Bert" on Sesame Street. The head is characterized by its oblong watermelon-like shape. Extremely narrow birth canals are partially responsible for this abnormality.Other famous BERT HEADS include Peter Jennings, Richard Nixon, Dean Martin, Richard Deacon.

ERNIE HEAD

Bill Gates(pictured above)has something of an ERNIE HEAD.So named after the character "Ernie" on Sesame Street. The head is characterized by its round gumball-like shape. Bill Gates has a very small Ernie head.It's really almost a gumdrop head! Other famous ERNIE HEADS include Archie Bunker,George Costanza, Elaine Benes, Governor George Wallace.

BRICK HEAD

U.S.Senator Trent Lott, pictured above, is a fine example of the BRICK HEAD. This is a variation on the classic BLOCK HEAD(see Henry Hyde). The BRICK HEAD is also squarish but with more of an oblong cast. Mr. Lott's head really is more of a CINDER BLOCK HEAD because of it's particular density (unable to show this in 2 dimensional photo.).Other famous BRICK HEADS include Boris Yeltsin (bordering on BLOCK HEAD)

WEDGE HEAD

David Canary(pictured above)star of ABC's daytime drama "All My Children" sports the kind of wedge head that could make an atomic wedgie jealous. Just look at those raking angles.Mr. Canary comes very close to being categorized as having a BONE HEAD. But given his classic triangle head, I have to go with the WEDGE.

Other famous WEDGE HEADS include Robert Vaughn a.k.a. Napoleon Solo,David Spade, Roberto Benigni.

BONE HEAD

Maria Shriver(pictured here), of NBC news, wife of Arnold Schwarzenegger, has one of the best bone heads going. The bone head is formed when the facial bones jut off of the facial plane. This is the opposite of the frying pan head.Rapid weight loss is sometimes blamed for this effect, but one mustn't downplay the importance of bone head genes. Other well known BONE HEADS are Lara Flynn Boyle, Michael Jackson, and Steven Tyler.

The museum will be expanding to include new categories
as they are discovered and identified.


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