| Relationships goombah - close male friend US You're my 'goombah', mate! a) Steady, I've got lots of other goombahs too. b) But, I'm still not telling you what happened last-night c) But, you're still not taking my sister out. [gaseous - gaudy - galactic monkey man - feeble, subservient husband US When she's up, she treats me like a king. When she's down she's like a screaming demon from hell. I know I'm a 'monkey man' and make myself look like a fool trying to keep her happy, but a) you've got no idea the amount of fun being a king sometimes is! b) she's funny, playful and the life and soul of the home. I keep her happy not because it's right but because the other option is plain scary c) I'm scared of upsetting her. She's got this heavy broom in the cupboard and she's been doing weapons training at her martial arts class) [model - monster - molly coddled] OAO - one and only - true-love US You are my 'ONO', now I can put those other 2.5 billion a) women b) sheep c) men in the world out of my mind. [occasional - odoriferous - omnipresent] shag on the rock - on your own, - (shag is a species of cormorant) AUS You look like a 'shag on a rock' here a) by yourself b) even amongst all these people c) like the last of a kind wait no longer your perfect shag mate has arrived. [shirty - shy - sheepish] skin and blister - sister UK y 'skin and blister' is a real pain. She's going out with my best friend and she's told him everything I didn't want anyone to know about me. a) He'll learn to appreciate a good woman with her - when he meets one! b) I don't mind really, he tells me all her secrets too c) Worse than that, she's my 'skin and blister' for life. [skulking - slanderous - slinky] squeeze - girlfriend US The date with my new 'squeeze' went well. I can see myself together with her long term. a) She's really ugly and just what I was looking for! y mum always told me an ugly girl would make me happy, they're much nicer! b) We've got lots in common, we were both 102 years old last week c) y kids may turn-out ugly but they're sure going to be nice! [squashy - squealing - squiffy] |