Narrator: The so2 clan was stranded in a dessert once
Leon: Yum ice cream
Narrator: oops the so2 clan was stranded in the desert once
Precis: AHH SAND IN EYES!
Narratror: there we go, they saw a town so they decided to go to this town nearby.
Celine: What town is this?
Claude: *rubs dust away frum sign* La Ouiest
Rena: Wow weird language
Chisato: *runs more sand* says town en français
All: ????????
Bowman: Must be a hot naked chick town
Noel: no I see guys in weird hats
Bowman: damn
Opera: lets see if theres a bar *runs to the saloon*
All: *follows opera*
Opera: hey this is a different bar, u sit on tables and girls serve u and they have entertainment in the day!
rEeBi: *plays phantom of the opera on piano*
Cutepiku: *sings the phantom of the opera in French*
Claude: The piano chick is hot!
Precis: *puts on angry face and smacks Claude*
Claude: What?
Leon: She likes u member
Claude: I know, epp!
Opera: I'll have 2 beers waitress!
Saloon Girl: Oui madame deux bières! *goes to the kitchen*
So2 clan: ????
Chisato: weird language they speak
Dias: At least the entertainment is good
Saloon girl: *brings beer*
Opera: Here Claude you haven't gotten drunk yet! *hands Claude beer*
Claude: *drinks a sip* Hey this is good
Saloon girl: Voulez-vous quelque boire mandams et monsuirs?
So2 clan: ???
rEeBi: *whispers* she wants to know if you want something to drink
All: OOOO
All but Claude and Opera: I'll have a coke
Opera: *drinks her beer* more beer! This beer is very good and cheep!
Claude: another beer for me! Wonder what’s there secret
Saloon girl: *goes to the kitchen* 2 apple juices wit loads of sugar and 10 cokes
Awhile later
Claude: *very drunk & goes on stage and sings*
Cutepiku: *kicks him off stage* I'm singing
rEeBi: Banjo Bob is here I'm leaving
so2 clan: *teardrop*
Drunk: heres some money! *gives rEeBi 1 million FOL*
rEeBi: thanks! Cutepiku grab a date where going to La Tête
Rena: La Tête?
rEeBi : it's a 5 star restaurant here very good food and cheep! Then again all the places here are 5 stars ratings and cheep
Dias: Ya Operas' and Claudes' bar tab was 600 FOL normal that’s just Opera not on a drunken night!
Bowman: You said u needed a date right? I'm free *smiles*
rEeBi: No I normally pick a random drunk, here's a good one! *picks up Claude*
Cutepiku: *grabs Ashton* got my date!
Rena: HEY!
Cutepiku & rEeBi: *leaves and goes to La Tête*
At the restaurant
Louie: May I take your order
rEeBi: I'll have poutine with some pasta
Cutepiku: Some poutine with la possion
Ashton: hamburger?
Claude: Steak
Louie: Oui *leaves to go to kitchen* kitchen I need the gruel to imitate 2 poutines, a hamburger, fish and steak!
Claude: Hey beautiful! *winks at rEeBi*
Cutepiku: Why do u always pick a drunk!
rEeBi: they're so sweet!
Claude: 1 sec need to throw up *runs to washroom* homme? Femme? *goes into the gurls washrom*
Ashton: What is this language you people speak?
Cutepiku: French, I speak some cuz I don’t like it but rEeBi is tri-lingual and can speak it
Claude: *comes back* CO-ED WASHROOMS!
Louie: *brings food* bon appétit!
Ashton: ?
Them: *eats* wow good food!
rEeBi: it means hope your supper is well and Claude did you go the femme room?
Claude: Ya didn't know the difference
Cutepiku: this is the 5th drunk that went in there rEeBi, u should have sober men dating you
rEeBi: I like them drunk! Homme means Male and Femme means Female
Monster: *destroys the roof* Die you fools!
So2 Clan: *outside La Tête*
Celine: *chants spell*
Season 4 digimon Freaks: We can take care of this!
Dias: Who are you?
Whoremon: I'm whoremon I look like a fairy and wear a bra and panties wit sum hooker boots
Fatassmon: I'm Fatassmon I have electric attacks and I am a Fat ass
Flamermon: I'm Flamermon, I am a flamer who luvs Purplefreakmon
Purplefreakmon: I'm Purplefreakmon, My human name is Koji and I look like a gurl!
Celine: *attacks Digimon Freaks with Explosion*
Season 4 digimon freaks: *knocked out and leaves this fanfic*
Claude: Finally the Gay Ass show is outta this fanfic
rEeBi: *atacks moster wit her burning broom* There we go finally dat's over with!
Cutepiku: I'm tired I wanna sleep
Louie: La billet! *hands the bill to Ashton*
Ashton: Wow 300 FOL dats cheep and good food wonder how they do it!
Cutepiku: *pays bill and leaves a 120 FOL tip*
So2 Clan: Hey guys this beagle showed us the way here we wondered where you where.
Cutepiku & rEeBi: THE PIMP *pets pimp and gives him attention*
Claude & Ashton: What bout us?
Cutepiku & rEeBi: your both cute but it’s the Pimp!
So2 gurls: *goes over to the pimp and gives him attention* He's so cute!
Dias: I though I was the hotty!
Leon: NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! *cries*
Sadie, Barni, chuck: *goes over to gurls*
Gurl: *starts petting them* AW THEY'RE SO CUTE!
Noel: hmm.. glad I'm an animal luver *goes over to the dogs and gurls* Aren’t these dogs cute ladies
Gurls: Yes, Noel! We luv you! You're way kinder then the jerks over there *points to the other guys*
Other So2 boys: *glares at Noel*
Precis: We have to get a beagle for the road! Where do u get them?
Noel: That’s a good idea Precis! *gives other so2 boys a look like heheheh they're mine!*
Cutepiku: *point to La Chateau du Chien* There at La Chateau du Chein!
So2 gurls: *runs over to get a beagle*
Other So2 boys: *teardrop* o dear! We're not taking care of a beagle!
So2 Gurls: *brings out a beagle* AW!
Chisato: let's call him M. Fluffy!
Narrator: So the So2 clan got a cute beagle named M. Fluffy. They went outta the French Western Cheepo Town and made their way out to somewhere. Remember a dog is a WOMENS best friend!
The End