Only one, but he'll go through a whole box of bulbs before he finds just the right one.
What's the definition of "nerd?"
Someone who owns his own alto clarinet.
What do you call a bass clarinetist with half a brain?
Gifted.
Q: How do you get a clarinetist out of a tree?
A: Cut the noose.
Q: Why do clarinetists place their cases on the dashboard?
A: So they can park in handicapped spaces.
Q: What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?
A: No one cries when you chop a clarinet into little pieces.
Q: Is there any difference between the sound of a clarinet and that of a cat in heat?
A: Of course there is, but only if the cat's in good health.
Q: How do you insult a tenor saxophone?
A: Confuse it with a bass clarinet.
Q: What's the purpose of the bell on a bass clarinet?
A: Storing the ashes from the rest of the instrument.