A: Because she couldn't find the key and didn't know how to make an entrance.
Q: What is perfect pitch on a flute?
A: When it misses the rim of the toilet as you throw it in.
Q: Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?
A: To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.
Q: What's the definition of a minor second?
A: Two flutes playing a unison.
Flute players spend half their time tuning their instrument and the other half playing out of tune.
Q: How do you get two flute players to play in unison
A: Shoot one.
Teacher: Did you here about the flute that could play by itself?
Boy: No...
Teacher: I haven't either.
How do concert band flute players does it take to change a lightbulb?
They ask their boyfriend to do it for them.
How many flute players does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only 1, but she'll break 10 bulbs before she realizes they can't be pushed in.
How many flute players does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one, but she'll have to twist it back and forth for an hour to make sure she gets it just right.
What is the range of a piccolo?
Oh, about twenty yards on a good day.
How do you tune two piccolos?
You shoot them both.
How many flute players does it take to change a light bulb?
Five: One to change the bulb, one to pull the ladder out from under her, and three to bitch about how much better they would have done it.
How many flutes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Just one - she simply holds it up and the world revolves around her.
What do you call a good flute section?
Impossible
Q. How can you tell if a plane is full of flute players?
A. When the engines stop, the whining continues