A: A goal post that can't march.
Q: How many French horn players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Just one, but he'll spend two hours checking the bulb for alignment and leaks.
Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a French horn?
A: Put your hand in the bell and miss a lot of notes.
Q: How do horn players traditionally greet each other?
A: "Hi. I did that piece in junior high."
Q: How many French horn players does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Just one, but he'll spend two hours checking the bulb for alignment and leaks.
Why is the French horn a divine instrument?
Because a man blows in it, but only God knows what comes out of it.
What is the difference between a squirrel and a French horn player in the back of a taxi?
The squirrel is probably going to a gig. (Submitted by Ronald Schroff)
What is a difference between a conductor and a horn player?
TWO MEASURES ! (Submitted by Aleksander Bozic)
What is a brass player's favorite movie?
Gone with the Woodwinds.