Caroline: Put on forehead
Lauren: Super-glue to TR's mouth
Casey B: Put on something
Josie: Throw it away
Alex P: Stick it FURTIVELY onto someone's back
Michael C: Eat it
Craig T: Eat it
Alex T: Put on chin
Mick: Scream, run around in circles, and throw out the window
Mr. Thompson: Give to daughter
Gabe: Put on guitar amp
Dylan: Burn it ("Fire...")
Brennan: Put over Lauren's mouth and beat her to death
Karthik: Rip it to pieces to have more stickers
Donovan: Put on Lauren's forehead
Nicole: Put on binder
Anne: Put on shirt
Brian: Smoke it
Kelsey: Put on shirt
Courtney: Put it on mirror
Avery: Write "Loser" on it and stick it to Lauren's forehead
Casey M: Stick on window
Daniel: Put on binder
Brandon: Put on laptop
Mrs. Fitzgerald: Put on shoulder
Mr. V: Put on computer screen
Wade: Put on shirt
Mr. Godwin: Put it on a notebook
Mom: Put it on a paper
Dad: Put it in pocket
Mr. Hoeprich: Put on whiteboard
Ava: Put on Binder
Kelsey H: Put on forehead
Lindsey: Put on shirt
Melanie: Put on binder
Aaron: Ask it to join the military
Lauren V: Put on Caroline's forehead
Larissa: Put on face somewhere
Mysterious Seventh Grader: Give it to cousin
Ana: Use it
Courtney: Lick it and chase Caroline around with it
Mallika: Stick it anywhere
Lizabee: Put on head
Koto: Invite it to be in Price is Right live audience, then buy it a Klondike bar
Julia: Teach it to direct musicals and FAIRLY cast them WITHOUT ANY FAVORITISM
Astri: Teach it to play instruments so I could play duets with it