A:Five. One to do it, and four to comment on how David Sanborn would have done it.
Q: Why don't sax players like playing soprano?
A: There's no place to hide your drugs,
Q:What do a saxophone and a baseball have in common?
A:People cheer when you hit them with a bat.
Q:What's the difference between a saxophonist and a lawnmower?
A:A lawnmower cuts grass; a sax player smokes it
Q:What is the difference between Kenny G and a machine gun?
A:The machine gun repeats only 10 times per second.
Why did the lead alto player play so many wrong notes?
Because he kept ignoring the key signature-- he thought it was a suggestion.
If lost in the woods, who did you ask for directions, an in-tune tenor sax player, an out-of-tune tenor sax player, or Santa Claus?
The out-of-tune tenor sax player. The other two indicate that you're hallucinating.
You may be a redneck saxophonist if...
...you have an old bass sax up on blocks in your front yard.
...you spell it "saxaphone."
...you think the bell of your instrument is a great place to hold a longneck during a gig.
...the gun rack in your pickup truck holds a couple of old Buesher sopranos.
...you think that Boots Randolph is the greatest Jazz musician who ever lived.
What are trumpets made out of?
Leftover saxaphone parts.
What were the saxophone player's grades?
Below C level.
What's the difference between a saxophonist and a gentleman?
A gentleman knows how to play but doesn't.
There is a man on a boat that is in a shipwreck. The boat crashes on a jungle island and the man is greeted by natives. In the distance, he hears the sound of drums. He asks what the drums are for and the chief answers, "The drums must not stop." The man is forced to stay the night in the natives village. All through the night, the drums keep on going so he got no sleep at all during the night. He got up in the morning and went to the chief again, begging him to know why the drums couldn't stop. The chief answered, "Because, when drum solo stop, sax solo start."
What's the difference between a saxophone and a vacuum cleaner?
You have to plug in the vacuum cleaner before it sucks.
Q: How can you tell if a saxophonist is intelligent?
A: He can understand a fingering chart except for L.th and R th.
Q: What do you call a saxophonist who plays mostly 1/64 notes?
A: A ballad-specialist. Or Paul.
Q: Why did Adolph Sax invent the saxophone?
A: He hated mankind but couldnīt build a atom-bomb.
When should a saxophonist change his reed?
A: Whenever a difficult section comes up in the music score.
Which is the ideal place to practice on a tenor-saxophone?
A, Five fathoms under the surface of the Pacific Ocean.
B.In a deserted coal mine.
C: None of the above.
Correct answer is C: None of the above. A saxophone-player never, but never practises. The risk of learning to play is too great.
What do you call a thousand saxophones at the bottom of the ocean?
Answer: A good start!
How many baritone sax players does it take to pop popcorn?
Two - one to hold the popper and one to shake the stove.