Trumpet Jokes How many trumpets does it take to change a light bulb? Five. One to handle the bulb and four to tell him how much better they could've done it. What's the difference between a trumpet player and the rear end of a horse? I don't know either. What's the difference between trumpet players and government bonds? Government bonds eventually mature and earn money. What is a gentleman? Somebody who knows how to play the trumpet, but doesn't. How many trumpets does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but he'll do it too loudly. How do trumpet players traditionally greet eachother? "Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm better than you." How do you know when a trumpet player is at your door? The doorbell shrikes! What do trumpet players use for birth control? Their personalities. What did little Johnny's mother tell him when he said "I want to be a trumpet player when I grow up"? "But Johnny, you can't do both." What would a trumpet player do if he won a million dollars? Continue to play gigs until the money ran out. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the trumpet players. How do you improve the aerodynamics of a trumpet player's car? Take the Domino's Pizza sign off the roof. What do you call a lead trumpet player with half a brain? Gifted. What's the first thing a trumpet player says at work? "Would you like fries with that?" How do you get a trumpet player to play fff? Write mp on the part. Three famous trumpet players are up in an airplane. One of them says, "I'll throw out a 100 dollar bill and make someone very happy." The one next to him says, "I'll throw out two 50 dollar bills, and make two people very happy." The other one said, "I'll throw five 20's out the door, and make five people happy." The pilot, who was their conductor, said, "Why don't all three jump, and make the whole band very happy?" How do you get a trumpet player to play softly? Take away his instrument. How many trumpet players does it take to pave a driveway? Seven- if you lay them out correctly. How many second trumpets does it take to change a light bulb? None they can't reach that high. How many trumpets does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A:What's a lightbulb????? How can you tell a trumpet player's kids at a playground? They don't know how to swing. 4 trumpet players are in a mini van. The mini van goes off a cliff. What's the tragedy in this? You can fit 8 trumpet players in a mini van. How many trumpet players does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Zero. They just complain about the darkness until a trombone player does it for them.