Yes even Korea’s most hated ferret face had a love life...kinda gross...but there was one all the same.
Louise Burns
Played By: Jeanne Schulherr Occupation: House Wife and very wealthy
Seen in ‘There is nothing like a nurse’ when the guys ‘borrowed’ his wedding film. Frank probably never loved Louise as the person. She was quite wealthy and so his love of money came first. Although, they do have 3 daughters together (mentioned in ‘Henry in Love’). Louise eventually heard about Frank’s affair with Margaret and threatened him with a divorce (Mail Call Again). He managed to talk her out of it by lying about how Margaret ‘really’ (HA!) was.


Margaret Houlihan
YOU KNOW WHO!
Ahhh their yearlong and a bit affair…quite disgusting really. Based purely on lust and sex and neither really and any love for the other...just their assets. Frank being married to a wealthy wife, he would not divorce her and marry Margaret. Really only together because no one else liked them. Finished when Margaret became engaged 'Margaret's Engagement'.


Nancy
Mentioned in ‘Carry on Hawkeye.’ The best receptionist he ever had!
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