Played By: Alan Alda Occupation: Head Surgeon
Too too special...so they have their VERY OWN TRIBUTE PAGE
Frank Burns
Played By: Larry Linville Occupation: hmmm...officially Doctor but more of a mortician.
Margaret's longest relationship. It was based purely on lust and sex and neither really and any love for the other...just their assets. Plus with Frank being married to a wealthy wife, why would he dump her for an army salary? Margaret realised many times that Frank wasn't serious but stuck with him. When she got engaged, she no longer needed old ferret face and dumped him. Why Margaret WHY?
Trapper John McIntyre
Played By: Wayne Rogers Occupation: Doctor/Surgeon
If somone asked me if I had to choose who Margaret would end up with if Hawkeye was not possible...It would be Trapper. There was from memory 1 or 2 kisses. In 'Bombed' when they were stuck in the Supply Shed, there was a spark there, but she was too upset to take it further. She was always saying (when drunk) how she is attracted to him...was it the drink? Or was it more? Like Frank, he too was married and nothing would have worked out anyway.
Lt Col. Donald Penobscott
Played By: (pictured) Beeson Carroll and Mike Henry Occupation: A Westpointer
Margaret's dream had finally come true, she was getting married and planned on having the life she always dreamed of: a steady, loving family. Boy was she wrong. Donald wanted her for a trophy, like many before him had. She never saw the warning signs, and although she knew of his cheating TWICE, she always took him back. She was finally sick of it and divorced the bastard. The idiot didn't know what he let slip away...
Jack Scully
Played By: Joshua Bryant Occupation: Sergeant/Private - Infantry
I have no idea what Margaret saw in Jack. Sure he's kinda good-looking (he's no Hawkeye), but for her, he was too controlling, too much of an idiot and as she put it 'A guy who just wanted to get his hands dirty'. Why she wanted it to work out so much is probably due to her failed marriage, but our trusty Hawk was always there to help!
General Charlie Hammond
Played By: G Wood Occupation: Brigadier General
Seen in: 'The Pilot', 'Market to Market' and 'Henry, Please Come Home.' A friend of Henry’s, who when checking out the camp, Called her Hotlips ‘Margaret Houlihan...from Fort Benning.’
General Barker
Played By: Sorrell Booke Occupation: Brigadier General
Seen in: 'Requiem for a Lightweight' and 'Chief Surgeon Who?' Nothing much seen...generally (ha ha) also a nice guy.
General Crandell Clayton
Played By: Herb Voland Occupation: Brigadier General
Seen in: 'Yankee Doodle Doctor', 'Tuttle', 'Ceasefire', ‘Divided we Stand,’ '5 o'clock Charlie,' ‘For the Good of the Outfit’ and ‘Dr. Pierce and Mr. Hyde.‘ The word that comes to mind: EEEEWWWW. Generally (pun intended) a nice guy. There were slides seen of him and Margaret together
General Kelly
Played By: James Gregory Occupation: Lieutenant General
Seen in: 'Iron Guts Kelly.' Whilst visiting the camp, he decided to take a side trip to Margaret’s tent and Died!. Who did she ask for help? HAWK AND TRAPP! All ended well with him ‘dying in action.’
Philip Sherman
Played By: Stuart Margolin Occupation: Psychiatrist
Seen in: 'Banana's Crackers and Nuts.' An old friend of Margaret’s who always had a thing for her. Asked to assess Hawkeye as a favour to Margaret (EVIDENCE!), Hawk and Trapp nicely switched signs so that he ended up in Margaret’s tent, thought she was coming onto him and attacked her. He left ashamed soon after.
‘Stosh’
Played By: Stuart Margolin Occupation: Plastic Surgeon
Seen in: ‘Operation Noselift.’ An old friend of Hawkeye’s (who looks remarkably like an old friend of Margaret’s) who is more of a skirt chaser than Hawk, Trapp and Henry put together. He informs Margaret that with a little work, she could have the face of a movie star (What? Like she’s not now?). Instead of operating on an enlisted man, he follows her to supply and literally attacks without any come-ons. Scared out of her wits, Margaret screams for help and her knights in shining armour Hawk and Trapp come to her rescue. He operates and leaves.
Captain Tom Greenleigh:
Played By: Greg Mullavey Occupation: Reporter for Stars and Stripes
Seen in: 'Major Ego' In camp to cover an operation on Charles, he is soon smitten with Margaret and after a few words (and a few drinks)…things happen. He was the first guy after Donald...and in the end…Margaret didn't really like him.
R. Theodore Williamson:
Played By: Lawrence Pressman Occupation: Congressman’s aide
Seen in: 'Are you Now Margaret?' In camp to interrogate Margaret on being a communist (HA!) He wanted to have an affair with Margaret, promising to get her out of an investigation. It was discovered she would still have been investigated and they (Hawk, Beej, Margaret and Klinger) caught him out with blackmail!
Ignazio De Simone:
Played By: Joel Brooks Occupation: Italian Army
Seen in: ‘Cementing Relationships’ After receiving a ‘Dear Giovanni,’ he became smitten with Margaret and constantly followed her around. To throw him off she said she was dating Charles (EWWWWWW) and so after a small confrontation, he left much to her relief.
Marty Ubanchic
Played By: William Lucking or Roger Hampton Occupation: Marine, champion bowler
Seen in: 'Sons and Bowlers.' In order to FINALLY beat the Marines at a sport, Potter asked Margaret to…’distract’ their pro-player. So she did…by getting him to overnight, teach her how to bowl – that was it. Brought down by a fake illness concocted by BJ and Margaret’s new ability to win…the WON!
Per
Played By: Denis Holahan Occupation: Sweedish UN member guy
Seen in: 'The U.N, the Night and the Music.' Margaret was smitten the first time she saw him. Due to an accident (which left him permanently impotent – poor guy) he went to Hawkeye with the problem (also he suspected Hawkeye was jealous…but that’s just another lil’ piece of evidence :P) Basically: Okay HE'S SWEEDISH So what? In the end they had a nice night talking and he left. Margaret thanked Hawkeye for trying to fix the situation. And we won't mention the fact that Loretta married the actor.
Wally Criton: Mentioned in 'Are you now Margaret' He and Margaret dated for a while, "We never went to a motel...Wally had a nash." He was a suspected communist sympathiser…so OF COURSE Margaret had to be one too…*rolls eyes*
