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You runrunrun away. Apocalypse laughs. He finds your human gait funny.

"You have a superior wobble, human," he shouts after you. "You shall be the one human I spare today." And then he trundles off towards the local grocery store, reciting, "A carton of milk, a stick of butter, and a loaf of bread."

Magnanimous, isn't he?


Would you like to go on another date?

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