Your Star Wars Love Match
Chancellor Palpatine
Chancellor Palpatine is the date for you! He'll lie to you, but you won't know he's lying. He'll convince you he knows things he doesn't so that you'll do his bidding. And occasionally, he'll emit strange noises while he speaks.
If his eyes are yellow-red when you hear the strange noises, no worries. That's just the Dark Side saying hello.
If his eyes are normal, it means he ate some spicy food earlier, and you're in trouble.
Wait... I have that reversed. I think. Are you in trouble with the gas or the Dark Side? Gas... or the Dark Side? Both are--
Both are...
Lovely. You want to date him. You all want to date him.
Pick another date.
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Chancellor Palpatine