The world explained to you,the way it should be
German SPORTS
Germans are effictive and take a ot of gold medals during World cup, athletics etc. but one thing is for sure any sport they ecercise is not a joy for the spectators , germans look ugly and their performance in sports always looks ugly.


Tennis
The likes of Becker, Stich have won a couple of Grand Slams but let's face it their game was not at all lovely to watch no there has been no mens German tennis player  who ever played the game in an attractive way.
No but I have to take my hat of for Steffi Graf who not only moved like a godess but actualy looked like one aswell.  On top of that she won everything you could win in Tennis in one year...................only one word to say respect.


Football (club)

Bayern Munic, have won champions legue and the german national leguue a couple of time but the way they play is sooooooooooooooo boooring.
Without all the foreign players the German legue would be so stiff and boring.

I'm certain that their is no kid outside the German border who has a poster of Ballack on his wall, he is crap. No wonder there hasn't been a German football player awarded the footballer of the year award for over a decade.
When was the last time a german player playing for a German club was awarded a n award? Never.

Football (National Team)

The style of the national team is just like the club football booooooring and dull.
Each time they won the world cup has been sheer and utter luck and they probably won because their opponents were so boored playing against them.
The first thing you learn when you start playing football  is to have fun on the pitch. But not in Germany i guess.