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Swiss food . Hmmm let me think I never heard of the swiss kitchen beeing mentioned along with the french and Indian .Why because there is no swiss original cousine.
Heeeellooo it's not like it's really hard to cook swiss food , any 7 year old can do it let me explain.


Well let me think they got Raclette, Fondue, Rösti  and there sousages and with they they either drink there Rivella, mineral or crappy swiss wine with it.Oh yes I forgot the color of the Rivella is a big deal as well. Don't forget to say Än Guetä a couple of kazillion times before you start eating , annoying after a while

X-mas menu
X-mas menu can only be as follows:
X-mas fondue with x-mas cheese
X-mas rivella, gluewein and x-mas röst
Well with the food culture as mentioned above what did you expect turkey or ham ?


Raclett:
Sit around a table , melt some slices of cheese (or a block)  in a cheese grill and slide the melted cheese over some boiled potatoes and eat that with some pickles.

Fondue (cheese version):
Melt some different stinky cheese types  together with some wine and garlic. Take a piece of bread and roll it around in the cheese and eat it.

Fondue (meat version):
Take thin pieces of meat and roll it around in stock.

Rösti
Shred some potatoes fry them in a pan like a pan-cake and put som melted cheese on top.

Beer
You go to a restaurant in Switzerland and order a Carlsberg and the ask you if you want a Stange , what the Fxxx is a stange , if I wanted a stange I wouldnt have asked  for a Carlsberg. There are a lot of pubs which have never heard of Carlsberg. Even in germany they know what Carlsberg is.

Apero
Let's have a  apero, the country hasnt heard of having a party all they have is there freeking APEROS, here is the deal get a bunch of guys from work together, open a couple of wine bottles chew on a bit of cheese and you got your self a apero.

Chocolate
Swiss chocolate is nice but I wouldn't say the best in the world , belgian  is nice aswell

Why?
        - Why is swiss chocolote  so expensive in Switzerland?
         - Why is swiss cheese so expensive in Switzerland?