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| So yeah, after bad Boys 2 I really wanted to see Will Smith play a cop again. I had to wait a year for his new Sci-Fi adventure “I, Robot.” So was it worth the wait? Start the fireworks because I, Robot is the first ever movie to get the Platinum award. The opening credits got to me, it started with the flashback. Then it went to the next scene and it got the movie starting. So I sat back and watched. Throughout the whole movie I did not look at the watch once. I went to my buddy Ruben and said, “Yo, this is crazy” and he agreed. The movie had incredible effects, the robots looked so awesome and real and on of the robots had baby blue eyes and it was so cool. The action in it was nothing I have seen before and the performances were great. Obviously they wont get Oscars but it gets a Sweet award. The storyline got confusing at times and I kept asking my other friend what is happening. In this movie you got to listen and just feel the movie. When the movie comes to an end you will understand it and discuss it. The film had a good plot and kept me thinking of what is going to happen next. The movie had lots of jokes in it too. The theatre laughed and so did I and I also gave clapping ovations throughout the movie. The film was directed perfectly and the music was great. It went with the movie and the action scenes. After I saw the movie I kept talking about it because it was so great. This is one very great true popcorn flick and I recommend everyone who is reading this right now to see it NOW! Or whenever you’re free. Don’t be stupid and download it because movies just suck watching it in shitty quality. It’s worth 5-15 bucks to watch it. The movie is 1 hour and 45 minutes without credits. I don’t think there is nothing after the credits so you can leave when the credits roll. Watch this with your crew. This movie of the month is well deserved and I will for sure buy this on DVD and I would see this again in theatre’s to get the story better. So go see this movie because it is a HIT! The only slight little negative part was the movie could really confuse somebody, but that is a little tiny thing. If you don’t see this movie this week, see it next week, if you don’t see it, see it the week after. You also see Will’s ass, so ladies you got a treat. Great Action, Great Comedy, and Great Feeling. Check out I, Robot! -Jayson "Sweet" Cordeiro |
| I,ROBOT -Released July 16th, 2004 -20th Century Fox -Will Smith, Bridget Moynahan -Written by Jay - 07/17/04 SCORE: 10/10 - Platinum Award! |
| Ok honestly I am going to give this movie a straight up review. I came into this movie very hyped because the original became a cult-classic to me. I love The Bourne Identity and I couldn't wait to Supremacy. So I went to see it and I was excited. The reviews were awesome and people told me it was so good that it was better than the first. I went to the movies saw the first 10 mins and it was doing well until it got boring and slow and overall the movie was plain boring. Let's continue. This movie was absolutely boring, and it moved so slow and the plot kept getting confusing and the action scenes moved so quickly and the camera kept moving so fast. I like the way they filmed it in past one but in this one it kind of gave me a headache. The new director was good but not better then the original. Anyways, the movie kept going on and Jason was just trying to find out why they're after him and it kept moving so slow. It was all boring dialogue. If you see this movie in theatres it's definitely not worth it. You sit there the hold time always looking at your watch then your ass ends up hurting when you stand up. With other popcorn flicks you ass doesn't hurt cause you loved the movie. I can't believe that some people did not like Robot, they and I liked this. It's so boring. Where's the action? This was probably the biggest disappointment for the year for me. It was so sad that a sequel to one of my favourite's movies was such a low down for me. If you're looking for a movie experience, do not watch this. Im not even going to buy this one when it comes out, ill buy it when it becomes cheap price of less than 20 bucks, the only reason ill buy it is because I have the original. If they make a part three they better make it good like the first. This is my honest opinion and I really did think this movie blowed. The critics are fucking stupid (pardon my French), they like watching boring movies. If you want to see a good movie see I, Robot. One good thing about the movie was the acting, the acting was excellent and the visuals. It was old school effects, which I liked so it turned out good. Overall, if you want to go to the movies, don't really watch this one. I don't recommended it, when it comes out on DVD rent it for sure, I guess it will be better when you rent it. If you want to see a flick this week and you have seen I, Robot I would see this one I guess. CatWoman I don't know if its good but ill try it sometime this week. This gets a Sliver award since I didn't enjoy watching it in theatres and it's just a plain rental. If your going to see this movie…. you're warned! Jason "Sweet"Cordeiro |
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| The Bourne Supremacy -Released July 23, 2004 -Universal Pictures -Matt Damon, Joan Allen -Written by Jay - 07/25/04 -Score: 5/10 - Silver Award! |
| Ok, so everyone wants to see Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle. The question is "Is this really going to be a good movie?" Well you came to the right place to find out. Honestly, this movie sucks. I'm kidding. This is like one of the funniest movies I have seen this year. This movie is so funny that you'll laugh your head of and you'll be craving it to see it again and again. It is that good. The American Pie MILF guy is hilarious; his name is John Cho by the way. He's so funny in this because he acts just like an Asian. I got Asian friends and they act the exact same way. It's so true. Then there's the Indian guy from Van Wilder who plays a stoner Indian. Now he is hilarious. When you put these two together you get great chemistry. The audience for these movies is for kids 15 and up. The teens and the people in there twenties. They surely will enjoy it. The plot is so real to life itself. Two stoners get stoned then they got so hungry and eat White Castle Burgers. It's totally true about the stoners. On their way there they come through main funny acts and moments and it's a fun filled experience. This movie is like Road Trip just with and Asian and an Indian guy. It's so funny because they're such stoners and they stop at nothing to get weed. The movie has gross out humour and racial comments that are too funny and there is one stupid part with a racoon and when they ride a tiger. They got stupid stuff like that but who cares. The movie is great. Overall, Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle is a great film and I will buy it for sure. It's not the best movie of all time but it's definitely worth seeing at theatre's and to rent and even buy it. Ill buys it on DVD for sure when it's out. For all you people, if you want to see a funny movie and laugh, for sure check this one out. If you miss it, rent it for sure or buy it. It's really good and its great to see in theatres. Jayson "Sweet" Cordeiro |
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| The Village -Released July 30, 2004 -Touchstone Pictures -Joaquin Phoenix, Sigiurney Weaver -Written by Jay - 07/31/04 -Score: 8/10 - Gold Award! |
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| Ok the following review is going to be my honest opinion and it does not reflect the opinions of Yahoo. There is a lot of talk about The Village. Some people liked it, some people hated it. I am thinking most people won't like this movie. What I'm about to write may spoil the movie because anything I say will spoil it and the critics pretty much spoiled the movie in there review but I am trying my best to now spoil it. If you want to see what the movie is about check the Theatres page and it will show you. By the way, I am one of those people who enjoyed the movie. The director is great and Signs and Sixth Sense were freaky movies and they were freaky. Unbreakable was not scary but the story was excellent but it wasn't his best movie but it was still good. The Village falls into the Unbreakable. The Village is not a scary movie, it is just a thriller. If you're expecting to scream don't see this movie. There are 3 parts in the movie were it scares you and you'll jump up and scream so that's all worth it. They are parts like something jumps up and scare you and the other parts were seeing the villains in the movie. Now, this movie has 2 huge twists and the ending will shock everyone. This movie is so well written that I would say it should get the best screenplay of the year. I have never seen a plot like this and with a huge twist at the end. The twist is unbelievable and don't even listen to anyone that it's predictable. The ending was a dude though. It was a good ending but it did not end the movie. For example Terminator 3's ending didn't really end, it ended in a bad way and we don't know what happens next. The Village is the same. The ending didn't finish of the movie. The ending was so good that I wanted to know what goes on next but I didn't. I was disappointed in that. The movie also has humour in it in which you will get good laughs. There is a lot of dialogue in the movie but for me it wasn't boring, you have to pay attention to the movie. The acting in the movie was incredible and Ron Howard's daughter deserves something for this. This is not the director's best movie, but it's not his worst. This movie is not that great but it doesn't suck. The acting and the plot and visuals were so good. So it's not a freaky movie but it will scare you 2 or 3 times. I'm warning you that the movie DOES move SLOW. At points I just wanted the actor's to STFU. You will be disappointed in the movie's ending, well not the ending but how it ends. You will be so shocked about the ending because the twist is huge. The plot of the movie stole the whole thing because it was just unbelievable. Overall, this movie was great and well acted and written. I think the majority of the people wont like this movie because how it end's but I suggest everyone to see this movie and think about. It's a movie you will talk about after you see it. I talked about it and discussed what went on. The movie has humour and some scary jump scenes and the dialogue was worth watching. I will buy this movie when it comes out on dvd and I will be giving this movie the Gold Award with 8 stars out 0f 10. The reason being is that ist was an awesome movie and the negative part is that it moved slow at times and how it ended was a dissapointment. |
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| Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle -Released July 30, 2004 -New Line Cinema -John Cho, Kal Penn -Written by Jay - 07/30/04 -Score: 8/10 - Gold Award! |
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