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| Iggy: Hey guys! We got another great summary from a good friend of ours here! Lemmy: It's hosted by Wario and Waluigi so enjoy! Waluigi: *tap tap tap* isa thisa thing on? -oh Bonjourno i'm not used to this....u cana open Wadio! Wario: *ahem* Bonjourno folks! today, Waluigi and I will be hosting-a-de ultamite death match!And for all of you who are watching us on T.V. we have set the cameras to "Paper Mario Format" thata means that it will show how mucha damage is givin anda recived! Waluigi:Si...er...things will be uh..much easier...to...uh...see! Si, quello il biglietto... Wario: Lightsa area diming! Its gonna start! Waluigi: Here comes a swarma ofa vampire bats! Thata means Ganondorf is soona to follow! Wario: And here he is! Riding in on his mihghty horsea! Waluigi: And wherea is B-b-b-b-b-BOWSER AHHHHHH!!! Wario: Ganondorf spreads a smile across his face and takes out his mighty "dark xcaleber" and startsa running over to bowser,hoping to make the first strike! Waluigi: DENIED BY BOWSER OH WAT A CLAW! Wario: Yes,Bowser has swiped Ganondorf for an 8 damage hit!Sensational! Waluigi:AND GANONDORF SLASHES FOR A 9 DAMAGE STRIKE! Wario: SLASH,SWIPE,SLASH,SWIPE! OH WAT A BATTLE! Waluigi: They've both got holes in a lot of places!And i dont mean the ones they were born with! Wario: Ganondorf has a good 60HP Bowser has 50HP Waluigi: slash,slash,slash!Ganondorf seems to be in control of this battle! Bowser: ARRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Bowser: *takes out star rod* MAKE ME INVINCABLE! Ganondorf: NOOOOOOOOOOO!I THOT MARIO GOT IT BACK!! Bowser: Yes, but it says nothing in the contract that i couldn't steal it back. Ganondorf: ok then proceed Bowser: ok thanx. AHHHHHHHH MAKE ME INVINCIBLE! Ganondorf:NOOOOOOOO!!!!! Bowser:FIRE BLAST! Ganondorf:AAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHLLLLLLAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!! Waluigi: 99 DAMAGE!!! MERDA SANTA!!! Scusa my bada speaking, . Wario: Ganondorf is down for the count.That was the ultimate deathmatch.There hasn't and will never be a better deathmatch! |
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