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| Mario |
| Well, it's Mario. That pasta eating, goody goody fatso that's always ruining dad's plans! He's the star of all the games, and alwasy beats us! If it wasn't for his items and mushrooms, he'd just be a normal plumber! We'll get him someday, you'll see. |
| Luigi |
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| It's Luigi, fatso's skinny brother. I personally like him better because he hasn't ruined us as much. But of course he's an enemy so I still hate him! He's got a game on GameCube called Luigi's Mansion. It's kool but I like to make him lose cause he's fatso's brother. |
| Princess Peach Toadstool |
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| Fatso's girlfirend Peach. Dad's kidnapped her a good few times. She's always wearing that stupid pink dress! She needs a new one. I think green looks good on her eh? Err...anyway I don't know why she likes Mario so much. It must be because of his stupid good deeds. |
| Toad |
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| The annoying little fungus head that helps Peach and Fatso. Have you heard his voice in Super Mario Advance???? Jeeze! He's a walking talking pain in the arse! I hope someone eats his head. |
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| Donkey Kong |
| Well he's not really an enemy to dad but hey, he's friends with Mario so I guess he counts as one. He and Mario didn't get along when they first met. I wish it was the same. They've patched things up over the years so he's good now. He would have made a great henchmen though. |
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| Mallow & Geno |
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| They weren't Bowser's enemies at first. In SMRPG they were a party member with Mario like King Dad, but after that quest was over and dad was back to normal so I guess you can say he hates them now...'nuff said |
| Yoshi |
| Fatso's little pet. He arrived in our second game, Super Mario World. He shoots eggs and runs around eating fruit. I don't see how he was so helpful! Once he though my hair was a big multi-coloured banana, so he started eating my hair! It took me weeks to grow it all back again! |
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