| It's finally time. Doomsday is upon us and we have no way of stopping us. The evil king of Gerudos has created the manical moon to fall on TMK, and all other universes existing. Some will not know about this, but few do.... there is only one hope for our survival. Our hope is named Bowser "Morton" Koopa. We know join Iggy and Lemmy Koopa, the two hosts, on "Final Destination" for the battle of a lifetime! Iggy: It's finally happening Lemmy! The apocolyps is upon us! The Alpha Omega! The.....something! Lemmy: Relax Iggy! We have to have hope for dad. He's been training really hard for this. I just know he won't let us down Iggy: You're right.....but Ganondorf has really powerful moves. He also has been training hard.... Lemmy: Well we're going to have to wait and see. We had better start the match. The moon is planned to fall in exactly 5 hours! Lemmy pushes a button and the anooucer's booth along weith the seats full of Video game characters from Nintendo and Sega games. Iggy and Lemmy hop into the annoucer's booth. Iggy: Welcome everyone to another Deathmatch. But we all know this is no normal one. A few weeks ago, Ganondorf Dragmire took over TMK and make a deal with us. If he could have a battle with King Bowser, and loses, he will leave TMK. Later on, he created a moon over the sky to fall on us. If you look down, you can see it hovering very close to crush Earth. Lemmy: But today, Bowser and Ganondorf will fight each other here, on Final Destination. If Bowser wins, Ganondorf will return everything to normal, and will destroy the moon. If Bowser loses, the moon will continue to fall, and destroy every universe... except *gulp* the Sony and X-Box Universe! Audience: *gasp* Iggy: So it's time to annouce the fighters. In the right side, we have the tyrant who's brilliant plans were foiled by that loser Mario, the one, the only, King Bowser Koopa! Bowser comes in from the side on his Koopa Kopter and lands on the the platform as everyone cheers for him Lemmy: And in the left side, we have the butt ugly faced mule who put us into doom, the horrible arse Ganondorf..... Many bats form together and Ganondorf appers from them. Iggy: Ok. There are NO RULES. Do whatever you can. Ganondorf: So, at last we meet and fight. Bowser: I'll blast you out of TMK GanonDORK. Lemmy: When I say go.....you well, go. So....on your mark.......get set..... GO!!!!!! Ganondorf: Well it's finally time. Since I"m so generous, I"ll give you the first move. Bowser: Not very smart. You see, I stole this little item called the Star Rod once. I "borrowed" it yet again. It has the power to increase my attacks and make me invincible. *holds up Star Rod* Ganondorf: You're.......you're bluffing...... Bowser starts to charge up the Star Rod, and as it's about to make Bowser invicble, he throws it away, off the edge. Iggy & Lemmy: Dad???!?!?!!!!!!???!?!?! BowseR: No, I"m not bluffing. but I don't need it to beat you. It would have no honor. Sure, I used it to beat Mario, but there's no honor in beating such a weakling. Lemmy: Dad......doesn't he always beat you? Bowser: Um.........YOU'RE GROUNDED!!!!!!!!!!! Lemmy: D'oh! Bowser: Alright, let's get this thing going! Bowser falls on the ground, laying on his stomach. Ganondorf watches in suspence. He then jumps up and tries to land on Ganondorf. Ganondorf: Too easy. Ganondorf jumps backwards. But Bowser goes in his shell before hitting the ground and knocks Ganondorf off the edge. He grabs the edge and jumps back up. Ganondorf: Well.....perhaps I misjudged you. I'll have to take you more seriously. Wizard's foot! Ganondorf sets his foot in purple flames and tries to kick Bowser. Bowser uses his fire breath to stop him. But ganondorf teleports behind Bowser and gets him into a headlock Iggy: Uh oh! It looks like Ganondorf has Bowser in a headlock! Bowser is totally vunerable now! Bowser: Ungh.....get off me you old basketcase! Bowser grabs Ganondorf's head and tries to flip him over, bu Ganondorf has too big of a grip. Ganondorf then punches Bowser on the head. Next Page |