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Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock-knock
Who's there?
Little Old Lady.
Little Old Lady Who?
I didn't know you can yodel.

Knock-knock
Who's there?
Repeat.
Repeat Who?
Okay, who, who, who, who, who...

Q.What is a vampires favorite dance?
A.The Fang Tango

Q.How do you catch a squirrel?
A.climb a tree and act like a nut.


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