Its fake and its fun!

It was early in the morning,

 way before dawn,

Bobby got up

and put his monkey on the lawn

he went back to sleep

but decided to snooze

his monkey walked around

and drank some booze

he found the rose garden

and thought they looked nice

so he bit into one

and they challenged him to a fight

he cried out in pain

as their thorns did maim

he died that night

and when bobby found him in the light

all he could say was....

Moral: monkies...heh