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KNOCK KNOCK JOKES

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ice cream !
Ice cream who ?
Ice cream if you don't let me in !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Water !
Water who ?
Water way to answer the door !


Knock Knock
Who's there !
Figs !
Figs who ?
Figs the doorbell, it's broken
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Four Eggs!
Four Eggs who ?
Four Eggs ample !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
B-2 !
B-2 who ?
B-2 school on time !


Knock Knock
Who's there !
B-4 !
B-4 who ?
B-4 I freeze to death, please open this door !


Knock Knock
Who's there !
Banana !
Banana who ?
Banana split so ice creamed !


Knock knock
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana ?


Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bless !
Bless who ?
I didn't sneeze !


Knock Knock
Who's there !
Blue !
Blue who ?
Blue your nose !


Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cash !
Cash who ?
I didn't realise you were some kind of of nut !


Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Repeat.
Repeat who?
Who Who Who!



Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
No bell, that's why I knocked!





Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cash !
Cash who ?
Cash me if you can !


Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Hoo.
Hoo who?
You talk like an owl!



Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Dishwasher.
Dishwasher who?
Dishwasher way I spoke before I had false teeth!



Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Pudding!
Pudding who?
Pudding your shoes on before your trousers is a silly idea!



Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Leaf
Leaf who?
Leaf me alone!




Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You're welcome!



Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Wire.
Wire who?
Why are you asking?



Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita a tissue! Ah Choo!



Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you doing in my house?



Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
I love.
I love who?
I don't know, you tell me!



Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ketchchup
Ketchchup who?
Kethchup to me and I will tell you.



Knock knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry. It's only a joke.




Knock knock.
Who's there?
Hawaii.
Hawaii who?
I'm fine, Hawaii you?



Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these awful knock, knock jokes!




Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cash !
Cash who ?
I knew you were nuts !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Cows !
Cows who ?
Cows go 'moo' not who!