Couch Potato Critic

 

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We're the couch potato critics,

And our standards are tough.

If you want our approval,

Then you'd better show your stuff.

We're the couch potato critics,

And we only back a win,

But we still will take the credit,

When the margin is thin.

 

When they win, they are we.

When they lose, they are they.

When they win, we will boast.

When they lose, they will pay.

 

When their playing is good,

We'll take credit like we should.

But when they don't play to par,

Then we'll snub them from afar...

 

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We're the couch potato critics,

And we never give an inch.

When they win, we will cheer.

When they lose, we will wenge.

 

When they lose, we are mean

Cause it knocks our self esteem,

But as losers we can dream

Of our nation's winning team.

 

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