Does he have high self esteem?

Can he work well in a team?

Is he nervous or headstrong?

Has he lived at home too long?

Has he worked for us before?

Is he rich or is he poor?

Are his standards high enough?

Is he weak or is he tough?

 

Chorus:

Process of Elimination--

I'll eliminate his dignity

While he sits in front of me.

Ask him things that don't make sense

To check and see if he gets tense.

 

Were his answers all correct,

And void of any intellect?

Does he have a past to hide?

Is he overqualified?

Does he have the right degree

And, as a rule, agree with me?

Are his letters real or fake?

How much money will he take?

 

Chorus

 

Did he treat me like a king

And manage not to say a thing?

Was his suit the finest threads?

Is he wanted by the feds?

If employed, would he be bored?

Does he love and praise the Lord?

Would he work till late at night

And say the boss is always right.

 

Chorus