You wonder if life is worth living;
It often seems out of control.
Why not just have you a baby,
Then you could live off of the dole.
And then you could live through your baby,
By teaching it all that you know.
Seeing it do
The things you used to
While watching and aiding it grow.
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Living through others
Is cheating your chances.
Living through others
Is stealing your time.
Your wasting your shot
With the talents you've got,
So get off your duff
And show us your stuff
While you still find yourself in your prime.
You wonder if life is worth living
While skimping on all of your dreams.
Why not just turn on the boob tube,
And bask in some fictional schemes.
And then you could live through the boob tube;
And learn from it all that you know.
The characters do
The things you used to,
But sadly it's only a show.
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You wonder if life is worth living
While watching the ones that still do.
Why not just listen to gossip,
Though chances are it won't be true.
And then you could thrive on the stories,
Repeating whatever you've heard.
Learning they do
The things you used to
Before your life reached the absurd.
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