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| The Official Pie Webpage |
| Real Ultimate Power |
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Hi, this site is all about pie, REAL PIE. This site is awesome. My name is Dustin and I can't stop thinking about pie. Pies are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet. 1. Pies are made by mammals. 2. Pies are good ALL the time. 3. The purpose of a pie is to taste good and be eaten. |
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| Weapons and gear : |
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| Pie pan |
| Fork ( to eat the pie ) |
| Oven (to bake the pie ) |
| Testimonial : |
| Pies can make anyone hungry ! Pies make people drool ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. Pies are so crazy and awesome that they get eaten ALL the time. I heard that there was this one guy who was eating a pie for dinner. And when he dropped his pie he cried because he spent so much time making it. My friend Mark said that he saw 50 pies get eaten in 3 minutes by a fat kid during the pie eating contest at the local fair. And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If you don't believe that pies have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or I will make you eat them until you are fat!!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me. Pies are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. They are totally awesome and that's a fact. Pies are tasty, warm, and sweet. I can't wait to take baking lessons next year. I love pie with all of my body (including my pee pee). |
| Q and A: |
| Q: Why is everyone so obsessed with pie?
A: Pies are the ultimate paradox. On the one hand pie is tasty and fun to eat, but on the other hand it can make you fat. Q: I heard that pies always taste bad. What's their problem? A: Whoever told you that is a total liar. Pies are good ALL the time. Q: What do pies do when they're not being baked or eaten? A: Most of their free time is spent appearing in movies such as American Pie and being talked about by Weebl and Bob. |
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| Here is weebl and bob discussing pie ! |