BADBOY

AND NOW FOR OUR"FREAKS OF NATURE"PART OF OUR WEBSITE,
THIS IS ROB"THE BAD BOY" AND HIS COUSIN"T.C.B"(TAKING CARE OF BUSSINESS)
ROB IS THE ONE ON THE RIGHT WITH THE WHITE CAP,HE ALWAYS WEARS THIS FUCKING CAP,AND HE BEARS A UNCANNY RESEMBELANCE TO THAT UGLY CHICK '"RALPH"ON GREEN ACRES,THE ONE THAT WAS ALWAYS PAINTING SHIT.
ROB STANDS ABOUT 5 FOOT 10,WEIGHS ABOUT 105,AND ACCORDING TO HIM,IS A GULF WAR VETERAN,IS A EX GREEN BERET,IS A BLACK BELT IN KARATE, A MEDAL OF HONOR RECIPENT AND HIS FAMILY'S IN THE MAFIA.

T.C.B,ALSO KNOWN AS BIG FATTY,IS THE ONE ON THE LEFT,HAS ONE OF THOSE RETART VOICES,YOU KNOW,45 RPM RECORD,PLAYING ON 33 AND A THIRD..................BREAKER..BREAKER.................DIS ...IS
...T.....C.....B.........HOW ARE YOU HITTING ME?........OVER...
THESE TWO IDIOTS ARE A RIOT,AND YOU CAN CATCH THEM ON 40,BUT FOR SOME REASON THEY HAVE BEEN SCARCE LATELY.
ROB STARTS OUT AS A NORMAL,REGULAR GUY,BUT AFTER A COUPLE OF BEERS(AND A L.S.D. CHASER)
HE GOES FROM KISSING YOUR ASS,TO KICKING IT,AND
HAS COVERSATIONS WITH PEOPLE THAT ARENT THERE.
ONE NIGHT HE HAD A FIVE HOUR ARGUMENT WITH SPARE PARTS,AND SPARE PARTS WAS LAYING ON A FLORIDA BEACH ON VACATION.
ANOTHER PASTIME WITH THEM IS PLAYING MUSIC ON 40 TILL THE WEE HOURS...........
RADIO IS A COBRA 29 LTD CLASSIC WITH A WORN OUT SADELTA EHCOMASTER PLUS
SO IF YOUR IN THE POCONO'S ONE NIGHT,AND YOU KEEP HEARING SOME JERK ON 40 ASKING YOU
"ARE YOUR HARDCORE?"
YOU'VE ENTERED
THE ROB ZONE