| POCONO MOUNTAINS CHANNEL 40 C.B CLUB PRESENTS |
| "CRUNCH" |
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| DIRTY DEEDS DONE DIRT CHEAP |
| GOT A CARRIER CHUCKER IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD? HOW ABOUT A HIGH SCHOOL KID DOWN THE BLOCK WITH A EHCO MIKE AND A CHEAP LINEAR WHO WONT SHUT UP,,BLEEDING YOU SO BAD YOU CANT TALK?? THEN I WOUID RECOMMEND YOU DROP IN ON 40 AND LOOK UP CRUNCH. REVENGE FOR HIRE!!! THIS KID IS A ONE MAN DESSERT STORM, AND I KNOW FOR A FACT HE'S BOUGHT DOWN MORE ANTENNA'S THEN A TEXAS TORNADO. NOT THAT CRUNCH DRIVES AROUND LOOKING FOR ANTENNA'S TO YANK DOWN,HE'S MORE LIKE C.B POLICE,AND I NEVER SAW HIM HIT SOMEBODY THAT DIDNT HAVE IT COMING. CRUNCH GIVES THE BIG BASE SIGNAL FROM HIS MOUNTAINTOP LOCATION OVER BY THE POCONO INTERNATIONAL RACEWAY,OVERLOOKING THE STUNNING "SEPTIC ACRES TRAILER PARK" HOME OF"MOUNTAIN DAVE"BULLDOG'"CRAZY JOHN"JUST TO NAME A FEW. THE TRAILER PARK CREW DOESNT GET ALONG TOO GOOD WITH CRUNCH, SEEMS THEY DONT HAVE TELEPHONES,AND CHANNEL 7 ON C.B,IS THERE VERSION OF"AT&T LONG DISTANCE" AND NOTHING PISSES THEM OFF MORE THEN TO HAVE CRUNCH JUMP IN WHILE THE WIVES ARE TALKING ABOUT THE LAST EPISODE OF THE JERRY SPRINGER SHOW. SO IF YOU GOT C.B PROBLEMS,AND IF YOU CAN FIND HIM MAYBE YOU CAN HIRE "CRUNCH" |
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