THE SONOVOX STORY...................
I GREW UP AT THE END OF THE ERA OF BIG POWER AM STATIONS
MANY NIGHTS I WOUID TUNE IN ON A RCA VICTOR  TABLE TOP
AND LISTEN TO SUCH GIANTS AS "WGAR"CLEVELAND
"KFJZ" FORT WORTH AND OF COURSE "WABC" NEW YORK

BUT THE COOLEST THING ABOUT THESE STATIONS WAS THE JINGLES!!
AND NO SELF RESPECTING RADIO JINGLE OF THIS ERA WOUID BE COMPLETE
WITHOUT THE SOUND OF THE SONOVOX

TWO DOORS DOWN FROM JOHNNY LIVED HIS GRANDMOTHER AND GRANDFATHER.
HIS GRANDFATHER WAS A NASTY OLD BASTARD WHO WAS DYING OF THROAT CANCER
I GOT ALONG PRETTY GOOD WITH HIM THOUGH
AS LONG AS I WOUID SNEAK HIM IN A PACK OF PALL MALL REDS
WHENEVER I CAME OVER
HEY TERMINAL THROAT CANCER IS ONE THING
BUT PALL MALLS ARE OUTSTANDING AND THEY ARE MILD!!!!
IT WAS A RIOT WATCHING THE OLD GUY HIDING BEHIND THE SHED SMOKIN
THEM PALL MALLS!!!
HE HAD BEEN IN AND OUT OF THE HOSPTIAL FOR QUITE A WHILE
AND THIS LAST TRIP THEY TOOK OUT HIS VOICE BOX
FIRST THING I NOTICED IS THAT THEY GAVE HIM THIS LITTLE BOX THAT
HE HELD TO HIS THROAT AND THIS BOX PICKED UP VIBRATIONS
FROM WHAT WAS LEFT OF HIS VOCAL CORDS AND WHEN HE SPOKE,
IT SOUNDED  JUST LIKE A FUCKIN SONOVOX!!!!
NOW REMEMBER,THIS IS WAY BEFORE THE INTERNET
SO I HAD TO RELY ON THE LIBRARY FOR INFORMATION,
I DID FIND OUT THAT THE SONOVOX WORKED OFF VIBRATION OFF OF JUST ABOUT ANYTHING AND IT WAS USED IN A WALT DISNEY MOVIE IN 1941
SO I HAD A FUCKIN BRAINSTORM
THIS WAS LIKE APRIL OR MAY
THE OLD GEEZER DIED LATER THAT SUMMER

4TH OF JULY WEEKEND 1981
DON BEHAI CALLS ME TO TELL ME THAT JOHNNY'S GRANDFATHER HAS PASSED
AND THE FIRST THING IS SAID IS TO TELL JOHNNY TO GRAB THAT VOICE BOX THING!
TURNS OUT,HE WASNT EVEN COLD YET AND JOHNNY HAD THIS THING ON THE AIR.

WE FIRST TRIED TO DUB OVER SOME "WABC" AND "WDHA" JINGLES
BUT IT DIDNT COME OUT RIGHT
THEN WE TRIED DUBBING OVER MUSIC THAT WORKED PRETTY WELL
JOHHNY AND ME DID ONE DUBBED OVER THE OPENING OF
"2001 A SPACE ODDESSY"
"DAH   DAH   DAH       DITDAH.........YOU KNOW YOU'RE ALIVE WITH 88.5 FALCON RADIO"
IT SURE A SHIT WASNT PAMS
BUT FOR A COUPLE OF PUNKS BRAODCASTING OUT OF A CLOSET
LIFE DIDNT GET ANY BETTER

WE USED THIS THING ABOUT A HUNDRED DIFFERANT WAYS
MY BROTHER TOM WAS ALWAYS A GUITAR PLAYER
AND HE HAD THIS INLINE PHASE SHIFTER THING BY PEAVEY THAT
WORKED GREAT WITH OUR MAKESHIFT SONOVOX

WHAT THE POINT OF THIS STUPID FUCKIN STORY?
NO POINT REALLY,JUST SOME KIDS WHO WERE IN TO PIRATE RADIO
AND MADE DO WITH WHAT WE HAD
IT WAS A FUN TIME,A TIME AND PLACE THAT DOESNT EXIST ANYMORE
BUT REMEMBER
IF YOU WOUID LIKE TO RECREATE THE SOUND OF THE SONOVOX,
FUCK DOWNLOADING A VOCODER
MAKE FREINDS WITH SOME OLD GEEZER WITH THROAT CANCER.