The perfect woman would say:
- Are you sure you've had enough to drink?
- I'm bored. Let's shave my pussy!
- Why don't we get a good porno movie, a case of beer, a few joints, and have my
girlfriend over for a threesome?
- Would you like to watch me go down on my girlfriend?
- I know it's a lot tighter back there, but would you please try again?
- I make enough money for the both of us; why don't you retire?
- I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping.
- Not the fucking mall again; come on, let's go to that new strip joint.
- Shouldn't you be down at the bar with your buddies?
- That was a great fart! Do another one!
- I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house.
- I signed up for yoga so that I can get my ankles behind my head for you.