Hobbies... Jeeze, let's see... To say that I play paintball would be putting it lighty. Actually, I live paintball. When I'm not going to college, painting, or single-handedly saving the democratic world from the clutches of evil, I'm out playing paintball. I've got some impressive equipment, considering that I've been playing for a couple of years. (Check out my paintball page for details.) I play a game called Warhammer 40,000. It's pretty cool, if you're into tactical warfare games. It's pretty neat. You should ckeck it out. I'm also have my own Video Production company called Boxoffice Bombs Productions. It's pretty cool to be out in the world, and be able to point a camera at it, to show people what I see, and what I want to see. I also Skate. Yes, I'm a skater. I'm not a very good one, but I'll try my best to have fun. Really, that's what a hobby is all about, right? I'm planning on becoming good at it so that I may one day be able to go and skate with other people without feeling totally incompetent. 
Alright, let's get down to some vital statistics, shall we? Height: At the 6' mark Weight: 180 +/- Hair Color: Raven Black Eye Color: Varies, typically brown with green sunburst Shoe Size: 12 (Most of this page was lost due to a terrible internet connection, I will be replacing what has been lost very soon.) For now here are some of my top ten lists: Top ten movies 1. Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail 2. Ghost in the Shell 3. Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom 4. The Whole Nine Yards 5. Little Nicky 6. Air Force One 7. Face Off 8. The Replacements 9. Notting Hill 10. Gone in 60 Seconds Top ten bands 1. Ozzy 2. Slipknot 3. Powerman 5000 4. Tool 5. System of a Down 6. P.O.D. 7. OPM 8. Cold 9. Drowning Pool 10. Linkin Park Top ten ways to die 1. Smothered Gently by a thousand beautiful naked supermodels 2. Smothered Gently by a hundred " " " 3. Head bitten off by Ozzy Osborne 4. Smashed to bits by a large Stay Puft marshmallow man 5. Heart attack during intense sexual episode with Julia Roberts & Reese Witherspoon 6. Being eaten by a large angry whale, finding man on a raft 7. Shot out of a cannon, flying THROUGH an intensive care unit of a hospital, bouncing off of a breast augmentation testing facility, tumbling down a "Big Air" ramp during the X-Games, launching off, landing right in the middle of a group of pre-school kids watching "Blarney and Fiends" and in my dying breath shouting "(Head Rotating) I will eat your heart!" 8. Bursting into flames while running on a Nordic Track 9. Drowning in a sea of lovin' 10. Hacked to bits by an angry Pillsbury Doughboy This is me as the Godfather.... Actually, no.
MORE to come soon.
