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10) In the Star Wars universe, weapons rarely, if ever, set on "stun."
9) The Enterprise needs a huge engine room, an anti-matter unit and a crew of twenty just to go into warp--the Millenium Falcon does the same thing with R2-D2 and a Wookie.
8) After resisting the Imperial torture droid and Darth Vader, Princess Leia still looked fresh and desirable--after pithy Cardassian starvation torture, Picard looked like hell.
7) One word: lightsabers.
6) Darth Vader could choke the entire Borg empire with one glance.
5) The Death Star doesn't care if a world is class ''M'' or not.
4) Luke Skywalker not obsessed with sleeping with every alien he encounters.
3) Jabba the Hutt would eat Harry Mudd for trying to cut in on his action.
2) The Federation would have to attempt to liberate any ship named Slave I.
1) Picard pilots Enterprise through asteroid belt at one-quarter impulse power. Han Solo floors it.
Top 10 Reasons Why Star Wars Characters Would Kick Ass In The Star Trek Universe:
10) Well my little friend, you got something jammed in here real good.
9) Put that thing away before you get us all killed.
8) Look at the size of that thing.
7) Luke, at that speed will you be able to pull out in time?
6) Negative, negative. It didn't go in.
5) This little one's not worth the effort.
4) Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?
3) Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care WHAT you smell.
2) You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.
1) Get on top of it...  I'm trying!
Top Ten Sexually Tilted Lines from Star Wars
10) I must have hit pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that.
9) Would it help if I got out and pushed?
8) That's alright, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while.
7) It doesn't feel like rock.
6) Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size do you?
5) There's an awful lot of moisture in here.
4) Control, control. You must learn control.
3) There's something alive down there.
2) But now we eat. Cum, good food, cum.
1) I thought they smelled bad on the outside.
Top Ten Sexually Tilted Lines from Empire Strikes Back
10) Rise my friend.
9) I shouldn't have come.
8) Well, looks like I'm stuck here.
7) Alright, you want something to eat?
6) You're a jittery little thing, aren't you?
5) I have felt him my master.
4) Not bad for a little furball.
3) Hey, watch where you're pointing that thing.
2) I never knew I had it in me.
1) Han, can you reach my lightsaber?
Top Ten Sexually Tilted Lines from Return of the Jedi