My Good Friend
All my friends had gone home,
When I turned out the lights,
I was not alone.

She was sitting there,
halfway up the stairs.
She had a nooky ass,
but a hefty pair!

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Then I planned that my good friend would understand,
She doesn't need to know that someone's down low.
What was I supposed to do sitting in my room,
when she was making pretty eyes at me and blowing me away.
Dirty things were going on,
but then you walked right in, on everything.
Then I turned right round, with my trousers down!

But i'm sorry now,
and that's all I can say.
I was horny then, it got the best of me.
Don't take it out on me,
cos i've done nothing wrong.
It happened naturally, just to turn me on!

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I've got to face the consequences, face the consequences.
I've got to face the consequences, face the consequences.
I've got to face the consequences, face the consequences.
I've got to face the consequences, face the consequences.

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(Ends on 'then I turned right round'......)