MJ: You're the bassist in a kick-ass rock band and I go to your gig. Then I pose as the pizza delivery boy and blag my way backstage. I ask you if you fancy collaborating with my band and I take your number.
More: How long till you call?
MJ: The day after the day after- the next day is far too keen. And that night is just pathetic.
More: What are we going to do?
MJ: I'm taking you to an awesome punk gig.
More: Are you coming to pick me up?
MJ: Yup, on my scooter. I've got a helmet for you so you can come on the back if you like (rude giggles).
More: Are we going to dance?
MJ: I'm not sure I want to see a girl getting sweaty in the mosh pit- we'll probably just watch and chat.
More: How do I know you like me?
MJ; I'd make it pretty obvious
More: Are we going to go on anywhere?
MJ: Yeah-a nice pub where we can chat sum more about bass riffs!
More: Are we going to kiss?
MJ: Yup. I don't initiate it as such...but I kind of move forward and look at you...
More: How do you like to kiss?
MJ: Kind of soft, nothing too hard or aggressive.
More: Are you going to come back to mine?
MJ; You have to tread carefully on a first date, I don't want to seem too forward, but if you insist it would be rude to refuse.
More: What happens when we get there?
MJ: Well, I imagine we'll get quite heated on the sofa.
More: Then what?
MJ: It depends how comfortable you are on the sofa. If you're squirming i'll scoop you up and tap dance you into the bedroom!
More: Any tricks up your sleeve?
MJ: I'm a pretty good kisser so i'll make use of that-especially in places like your neck and ear lobes.
More: favourite position?
MJ: Well, I like the girl to be on top so she can control the rythm.
More: Would we be satisfied with your manhood?
MJ: I haven't had any complaints so far!
More: Are we going to do it more than once?
MJ: Definately, but not straight away, i'm not superman!
More: Are we going to sleep?
MJ: Nah, I have to get up at 5.30am so i'm going to go all night and then go to work, proper rock 'n' roll!
More: Are we going to see each other again?
MJ: Definately. I'd call the next day, and more can take me out on a date again whenever it wants!