North Star: What makes a girl shine?

Charlie: Blonde hair!
James: A great bod!
Matt and Charlie: No! personality's what counts!

Moon: Had any embarrasing moonie moments?

Charlie: Yeah, my mates pulled down my trousers in the school cafeteria once!
Matt: I mooned when I came off stage recently!


Star Chart

Name: Planet Matt
Discovered: May 8, 1983
size: 5'11"
Atmospheric conditions: Easy-going, confident and funny!
Population: Cartoon people with huge personalities!
Way of life: Live life to the max!

Name: Planet James
Discovered: September 13, 1983
Size: 5'10"
Atmospheric conditions: Cool, calm and collected!
Population: Mostly boys with guitars and clones of Britney Spears!
Way of life: If you don't like it, don't do it!

Name: Planet Charlie
Discovered: June 7, 1985
Size: 6'3"
Atmospheric conditions: Impatient, clumsy and laid-back!
Population: Lots of bikini -clad girls!
Way of life: "Roll on you careless evening!" (A quote by Augie March, a band!)