Bucket-o-friends
Keith (keeth') n. 1. Friend. 2. Heavy coffee
drinker.
Here's a picture of Keith doing his "Keith Richards on a bad day"
impression. It's actually a shot of him before his morning pot of coffee.
He would probably kill me if he knew I put this picture up--but he doesn't
have a computer. He lives in Pennsylvania in the sticks. If you would like
to meet him, drive north through Pennsylvania until you are in the middle
of nowhere, and then get out and start yelling his name.
Keith drove cross country with me in a huge Ryder truck when I moved to
San Francisco. He also helped set our brakes on fire while coming out of
Death Valley. His favorite part of the trip was cruising the Strip at Vegas
at 3 a.m. in our Ryder with my truck in tow. His least favorite part of
the trip was getting spooked by the late night clientelle in a Denny's
in Tucumcari.
Steve
(steev') n. 1. Friend. 2. Duke Nukem fiend.
Here's Steve looking quite sedate, which is how he looks all the time.
I've posted a much more flattering picture of him, because he recently
bought a computer. He also lives in Pennsylvania, close to, but not quite,
in the middle of nowhere.
He recently strapped a 5' x 5' sculpture of mine on top of his Volkswagon
and drove it 100 miles through a snow storm at 2 in the morning. The tar
and cedar sculpture is now adorning his living room and offers him and
his guests endless hours of aromatic enjoyment (especially with summer
approaching).
Dave
(dav') n. 1. Friend. 2. Whereabouts unknown.
Dave is a crazy Canadian. He wishes he were back in Montreal, but he
likes being employed. The last I knew, he was living in Washington, DC,
but he seems to have disappeared as of late. I was going to have a cool
link to his homepage, but I can't find it anymore. I think he may have
been abducted by aliens.
Dave Update!! I just got in touch with Dave.
He claims that he is fine and that he just changed jobs. He sent me a picture
of him to post, but if you ask me, it looks awfully like some alien transmission...
Vince
and Kathy (vintz' & ka'thee) n. 1. Friends.
Here is a picture of Vince and Kathy. I had to draw Vince, because
he took his picture off his
web site. It looks just like him though...except he has two arms and
doesn't really dress like Greg Brady. Vince is a photographer,
and I think he would be quite pleased with my photo-realistic rendering
of him.
Vince helped me get my Ryder truck out of 2 feet of mud on moving day.
He also captured the "Kodak moment" and posted it on his web
site.
Mike
& Tina (mik' & tee'na) n. 1. Friends.
Mike and Tina have been good friends for a long time, though I only see
them about twice a year. They recently escaped from Manassas, VA (of John
Bobbitt fame) and live in a much more civilized part of Northern Virginia.
Mike writes very good prose from what I understand (though he never lets
me read it!) I've offered to illustrate his first book cover...I'm thinking
that "minimalist sculpture in dark room" would be a good pick.
I have more friends than this...really! It's just that I haven't gotten
around to scanning all their pictures yet. The cheap hand scanner I bought
5 years ago is such a pain in the ass to use I haven't had it running for
3 years now.
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a friend on the Web. You're sure to find some twisted souls there!
Once you've made one, go to Who,
Where to find out where they live. Then go to Mapquest
to see how to get there, then pack your bags and go for a vacation!
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