| Have you ever had to see a film and take notes on it? I have, a shoddy film made by kids who think they are soooo cool. Well, here is the story of that. . . "Hi" said the axe kid "Hi" said the weird kid "I need some firewood" said the weird kid "I'll chop some" said the axe kid {Chop noise Chop noise} "AHHHH" said the axe kid after the film had been poorly edited. Next is about a babysitter, awful lady indeed, doen't even stop the baby from eating sand that is supposed to be rat poison! They also tell you a peach pit is posion, have u seen the size of those things??? Their huge!!! I don't jam large seeds down my esophagus hole, but that's just me. Stupid babysitter, I hope that she gets sued and dies in a fire. Ah, fire, that leads me to my next story. . . You see an abusive mother pour coffee (water) on her kid. I think the little kid deserved it, she looked like she could use a burn (refreshment). In the same part, a man is literally roasting his hand!!! It turned all green and looked like crap. Oh please, you know he did it on purpose. The next one was about fractures, yes fractures such as the ones your kids get when a car hits them in the street due to the stupidity of you. Well, it's not all your fault. The driver is to blame as well. Ooo let's not forget the putrid kid who thought he could beat a car. In the film, the car stops short and with the SPECTACULAR ACTING ABILITIES of the kids, he falls over and goes unconsious. Oh well, don't fret he'll get up and take 2! Speaking of fractures, what about broken bones? For this scene we need someone with an EXTEME calcium deficiency and a tennis racket. A swing, a hit, a broken arm? Weird. What about the boy who jumps a few feet and breaks his leg? Well, I think I'll let him slide this time, he was real little. The End??? How many times??? "The Beginning Part One" OK, makes sense "The End Part One" Oh well, I guess it's over "The End Part 2" Huh? "The End Part 3" Wha--- "The End Part 4" This is geting--- "The End Part 5" --- "The End Part 6" Phew, aren't you glad its over??? Thank You For Reading. . . Tell me if you liked it. . . Also check my homepage Matt's Stuff |
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